Consumers who bought massage chairs, bath tubs and range hoods from a Bellevue-based company were left waiting … and waiting … for their simulated shiatsu, soaks and steam ventilation, said the Washington Attorney General’s Office.

Attorneys with the office’s Consumer Protection High-Tech Unit reached a settlement today with Sole, Inc., and owner Kyungok Nam, also known as Remy Nam. Sole sells just about everything for your home – including the kitchen sink  – on websites such as  www.TheFactoryOutlet.com, www.MyBidets.com, www.RangehoodsMall.com, www.GoodChairs.com and www.MagicJohn.com.

For full details, see today's news release.

... I was going to include a potty joke about "MagicJohn," but flushed the idea.